Why You Can't Judge...

[emsiecat]

A book by it's cover and why you shouldn't underestimate the power of chicken poop.

Put this in 'It's a Mad World' 'cause it's purely British, and pretty nuts. So here ya go. The number one example of how we all judge a book by it's cover and make assumptions too quickly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

In slightly more related news (to this thread at least): I heard on the radio of a guy here in England who has been cautioned by police for protecting his land.

No he didn't aim a rifle at someones head. This man uses a more quirky method to deter trespassers and would be thieves. This man owns a true to life size catapault that he made himself. He has it trained on the entrance to his property. 'And what is it loaded with?' I hear you cry!

Honest to goodness: sacks of chicken shit!

Said landowner commented that he likes to add hot water to the mix as it sticks to the trespeassers better that way and smells worse!

The police warned him off using the contraption and since disabling it he has had two thefts. Many people have phoned in to complain on the mans behalf. Everyone should have the right to hurl sacks of crap at trespassers! One Liberal Democrats MP even 'saluted the man' saying it was about time England had more eccentric visionaries like this one!

Long live the catapault! XD

[Boris]

If the Mewtwo plush party gets into power they will use trebuchets to launch criminals and undesirable people.

Vote Mewtwo Plush Party: I’m Going Slightly Mad

[ShadowedFigure]

lol, the new non-lethal line of green friendly weapons

[Aeris Avalon]

Mm, trebuchets. I love those things. So much fun...

... when I was working in the garden center, someone once asked me if we had any chicken shit. Then, winking, he said, "And I don't mean your boss."

[emsiecat]

XD Not bad. Sometimes customers come out with the funniest things.

Other times you've heard the pun so many times it's one heck of a trial to chuckle and play along rather than roll your eyes. >>;;

[RehcaerpM22]

Trebuchets were invented by french people. Shaaaame on youuuuuu for using them.

[emsiecat]

Oh noes invented by surrender monkeys D:

(Just kidding the French are cool)

[Aeris Avalon]

I'm part French, but it goes back about two and a half, three centuries- lotsa generations between me and them. I have a British friend who told me that that was "acceptable, because they were still worthy opponents back then."

[emsiecat]

XD Ah we're so mean to them. Nah I think they're pretty cool, they're language and so on. I just like to tease as I'm sure they do us at times.