Felis Macropus-NC17

[mewrei]

NO ONE UNDER 18

This is the discussion of the more intimate regions of the creature to which we hold so dear.

Felis Macropus is the scientific name for a cat/kangaroo, which I believe is the most acurate definition

[RehcaerpM22]

*Sets up a comfy chair and gets some popcorn and a blanket befor he cuddles up in it.*

[Razorirr]

*once again sits next to rei.* "aren't you but seventeen.? my 'ears' are open"

[Godgolden]

O.o so many threads of said subject what havent we covered?

[Orgun]

Whats the first part to be covered and who's going to start it, ain't gonna be me as Im to big of a coward when it comes to these things. ^^'

[mewrei]

That depends Raz. I could fully make myself legally 18 if I wanted too XD

[RehcaerpM22]

I bet he's got big balls. :3

[mewrei]

and NC-17 means that as long as I'm not under 17 XD

[Razorirr]

52 days rei. fifty two days. :D

you started the thread you start the info.

[mewrei]

I've already shared my thoughts in the adult forum. According to my calculations, he's about 9-10 inches long and the carrying period is aroung 2.5 years

[hakaryu]

Think its more cat like or human like?

[mewrei]

If he's any more catlike than he'll be alot bigger than 10 inches. I did a weighted averaging of Kangaroos, Tigers, Lions, and humans. Then weighted their heights and weights versus the length factor and came up with 9-10 inches average. There are obviously exceptions

[Godgolden]

your just approximating from IRL things while he doesnt have aspot of real DNA, granted some creatures are infuenced by cats etc but in all seriousness i think the looks of a kangaroo are purley from that... looks as his thighs and feet are very feline etc

[mewrei]

Well, gotta start somewhere right?

[Razorirr]

if the kangaroo was dominant with the shape he would sort of have to be pretty creative in the bedroom to come up with different postitions. the closest thing that i can come up to for what he would look like is a sickle-blade

[Ki]

Well there's been a lot of different pictures and ideas of what Mewtwo's penis looks like. Some are human and some are more feline like, that is without the spines. Although that raises another question, Woud Mewtwo's penis have the spines?

Also Mewtwo, having genitals, would they be more external or internal? Would there be a slit where the penis comes out of like that of a dolphin or with the shaft/foreskin protrusion like that of tigers or lions? Also would the testicles be interal or external? Again in many picutures they have been external for the most part, so on popularity basis they'd be external.

Back to what the asthetic details of his penis would be, I believe its highly on popular desire of the individual. Basically the preference is like that of furry yiff, some prefer the anatomically correct, some prefer giving it the human penis.

[Razorirr]

ive always thought internal for both ki. and it would be like a dolphin slit. but thats coming from a dragon person and thats how dragons are so im a bit biased.

[The_Evil_Mewthree]

Based on the majority of mammals having an external appendage, it's safe to assume the same for a mewtwo. Only the testicles would seem to be internal.

[Ki]

Originally posted by The_Evil_Mewthree
Based on the majority of mammals having an external appendage, it's safe to assume the same for a mewtwo. Only the testicles would seem to be internal.


True. If you're refering to an external penis , that's not always the case. In many mammals the penis, it's full size and length are concealed internally and comes out when needed to mate or if the animal has an erection. just out of what I know Humans seem to be the only mammals that have the majority of the penis externaly explosed. In the way speaking of the Felis side of things, I read that tiger's penises are actually around 7-9 inches in length but you only see a small portion of it when they use it. And on the Kangaroo side, I cant remember but their penises are quite long as well and are mainly concealed internaly untill needed. Oh and talk about whale penises...




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/aokineko/whale_gen.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/aokineko/whale.jpg

I dont suppose you see Shamu sporting one of those everyday.
[these are for scientific reference to internaly exposed genitalia]

[The_Evil_Mewthree]

Oh... sorry about that. When I said "external genitalia", I meant it's external when it's in use...

and btw, after seeing that, where can I find Shamu pornos? LOL

[RehcaerpM22]

Looks like a happy whale. :p

[mewrei]

Thank you Ki, I really needed to see that XD

I made a median calculation of averages between the Kangaroo, Tiger, Lion, and human then weighted it according to trends in weight and size. This is my life in math class.

[Razorirr]

i think i know where you got those two ki. or at least i know where you got the bottom one.

[Ki]

Originally posted by mewrei
Thank you Ki, I really needed to see that XD

I made a median calculation of averages between the Kangaroo, Tiger, Lion, and human then weighted it according to trends in weight and size. This is my life in math class.


Umm so you measure mammilian penises in math class?
Awesome XD


Originally posted by Razorirr
i think i know where you got those two ki. or at least i know where you got the bottom one.

Actually I just googled "whale penis" and did an image search.

[Razorirr]

ok i know the sites that google pulled it from.

[mewrei]

I had the averages with me

[Violet]

.... O.o lol ummmmm

[RehcaerpM22]

A girl!? O_o
Attack!! D: *Flails*

[Violet]

XD I am 17 you know... and I like to see what you mischevous mews are up to...

[mewrei]

Not a mew Vio...

[Razorirr]

not even a two. mew/x seems like it would work though.

i was talking to haku on the phone and from what i got out of it he opened this page at school today. luckly no one saw the piccys.

[RehcaerpM22]

Originally posted by Violet
XD I am 17 you know... and I like to see what you mischevous mews are up to...

Legal age is 15 here... >:3

[Orgun]

The site will never be opened by me, Im at work after all.
Young women shouldn't be looking at stuff like this Vio, disgraceful! :P

[mewrei]

I don't think an orca with an erection totally classifies as porno. Just disturbing really. Like I should talk

[Godgolden]

yes disturbing it has a penis.. right.. what disturbs me is that im almost certain you have a penis rei.. but i would have to comfirm with Violet

[mewrei]

That you should. You'll be in for a suprize.

[Ki]

Originally posted by mewrei
I don't think an orca with an erection totally classifies as porno. Just disturbing really. Like I should talk

What's disturbing is what they're gonna do in the one pic. *chuckles* Just so I dont have to explain it word for word, it's for the audience's sake.

Back on topic, do you suppose Mewtwo might need the use of pheremones some how? He is a "pokemon" in a sense but as we know more of a genetic product of succession. And yes I do mean for sexual purposes. Also on a side note the use of "pheremones" is slightly hinted on with the butterfree episode where the little bastard gives up his own.

[Razorirr]

to others maybe but to us no. he wouldnt need pheromones. i thought that that was more of a female thing anyways. like a "im ready to mate" thing. that the male responds to.

[mewrei]

Humans have pheromones as well. It's just applied differently. I absolutely believe that Mewtwo would have a pheromone of some type. Probably a endoincreriotic type of the mind that affects aura's more than physical space/time.

[Ki]

Originally posted by Razorirr
to others maybe but to us no. he wouldnt need pheromones. i thought that that was more of a female thing anyways. like a "im ready to mate" thing. that the male responds to.


Oh? I thought it was so the males could show off and atract the females. After all isn't that why deer and meese but heads and such? Also why some male birds have bright feathers? Why male fiddler crabs have a huge claw? etc.

[mewrei]

The female deer(it is so sad that I know this from hunting and not Biology T_T) emits a certain liquid that attracts the males. The males then follow the female unless a certain grunt is emitted(three short, burplike grunts) then the male works off to fight with the buck in all hopes that the other one is smaller.

[Violet]

Originally posted by mewrei
That you should. You'll be in for a suprize.

XD I am sure GG would be more than surprised, Rei... *winks* He indefinetly has one though..

Anywho; whats wrong with me in here?? Do I make anyone in here feel inferior?! 8o lol

And Ki... I belive that pic was the most disturbing pic I have seen in quite awhile. Btw Orgun *laughs* I do belive no one should truely be looking at such matter... :] So considering that everyone in here is disgraceful. XDD

[hakaryu]

*looks innocent* Hey im innocent of anything *points to the group* those ones are the horny buggers XD

[Violet]

XDD sure like I belive that... And Im the sweetest little angel who has done nothing bad... *rolls eyes* :P

[hakaryu]

*giggles* ok so i might have done one or two naughty things...but i was punished for that i mean i have 28 frigging kittens XD

[Violet]

XDD Ha. I knew it. lol :P

[hakaryu]

*shrugs and smiles* what can i say im a male

[Razorirr]

forget i said anything.

[Orgun]

What did you say? :P
Don't you have more on the way Haku?

[hakaryu]

-_- yes i have 8 more

[Razorirr]

eight now!!! it used to be six. what the hell man.

[Ki]

Kittens? Nyaa? Eight?

[Orgun]

Im so glad I only have 3, though I do have god knows how many adopted kids.

[Razorirr]

0 kids and that works fine for me. i dont think i would ever rp with the kids if i had them. one of my 2 mottos is. if you dont use it its just clutter. (the other is: not coming in first is okay, just dont come in last.)

[The_Evil_Mewthree]

I rp with just about all my characters (except the two that actually aren't me), so having one kid is enough for me. It's a shame I plan on cheating death, as to not require him to continue on as the new ruler of M3 Base; because I've always wanted to say to him, "But Boxyr, who's going to take over the universe when I die?"

[hakaryu]

heh. See i have all these kids but since im their main food source they'll end up killing me XD

[Razorirr]

well if you quit having them it wont kill you. and i did offer to give them the shot i came up with in that rp.

[Violet]

... yesh .. I wonder what Rei is gonna say when he finds out how many we're due for.... **pats stomach** XD

[Razorirr]

"how many are you do for?"

[hakaryu]

hehehe. Oh Raz just a thought but....want to adopt a few of mine? I got tons of em

[ShadowedFigure]

haha, been a naughty boy have we? ;)

[hakaryu]

errrmmm......... smaybe.....like 10 to 20 times XD with a male

twice with a female

[Violet]

Originally posted by Razorirr
"how many are you do for?"
...
About seven it sounds like.. :]

[Ki]

I'm so confused! @_@

[Razorirr]

sevens a great number. its prime. then again if all goes well and i hope it does youll be a family of nine. not as strong as seven but it is a square of a prime. square of (and i need your help on this one cool since im going to slaughter it) the number of people in a manaja twain.

[mewrei]

Yeah I pretty much knew how much we were due for

Everyone wish Vio confidence. She went to the hospital today with some serious pains.

[Razorirr]

rp vio :D or irl vio :(

[mewrei]

IRL Vio was in the hospital.

[Orgun]

Is she ok?

[Razorirr]

whats wrong?

[Leon M.]

*Opens up a Bazaar and starts to handing out bottles of liquid pheromones* Heh heh heh, And I'm not telling anyone from where or who I got them from. lol

:x

[hakaryu]

*takes a bottle or two* heheh i'll put these to good use

[Razorirr]

*Purchases a few and drinks one* "thankee sai"

(long time no see leon :)))

[Violet]

no I am still not o.k. I wish I was... they belive I still might have kidney stones... or something else.... and now mom thinks I am also anemic. I have to go back to the hospital sometime this week, and to the doc's agian the following week. :S ... :(

[Razorirr]

if its kidney stones thank the stars your not a guy...

[Violet]

yea so I've heard. ...

[Razorirr]

not fun at all....

[Orgun]

I take it you know from experience Raz?

[Leon M.]

That doesn't sound good.

-_\\

[Razorirr]

no but ive heard horror stories from multiple uncles that have them. damn, another thing that runs in the family!

[Ki]

Never had one never hope to have one. Speaking of kidney stones did you hear that William Shatner sold his kidney stone for a huge load of money then donated it to charity.

You suppose 'Two's get kidney stones?

[xirtamehtsitahw]

I hate to burst your bubble, but Mewtwo is a clone. His original Japanese name was Kuronomyuu, but was later changed to Myuutsuu. As Mewtwo is a clone, he lacks a reproductive system of any kind. Besides, the games say he cannot breed.

[mewrei]

Originally posted by xirtamehtsitahw
I hate to burst your bubble, but Mewtwo is a clone. His original Japanese name was Kuronomyuu, but was later changed to Myuutsuu. As Mewtwo is a clone, he lacks a reproductive system of any kind. Besides, the games say he cannot breed.

First, clones DO have reproductive systems, it's all a matter of opinion of the source right now. Forests of the Night is all to detailed about that whenever Nohar has a night with a human female.

Second, the differences between the games and the series are quite significant.

[822150_DESTRUCTOR]

@xirtamehtsitahw: Mewtwo is a legendary Pokemon and therefore very powerful. By making it unbreedable Nintendo just balanced the games.

[Ankida]

If you've ever watched the second Mewtwo movie. I doubt mewtwo is the height and weight that is given on the card or game, unless Ash and the rest of the world are freakishly tall and stong. You can watch it on I think Youtube. In the last section of the movie he just tosses mewtwo from over his shoulder into a lake to save him and he goes flying head first into it. I'd say he's more like 6 feet possibly taller with his horns (I read that they are horns and not ears in the pokemon drawing book of the kid I used to babysit) Ok, given that that might change the measure meants.

Mew already is immensly powerful and wouldn't need a boost from alakzam. Clones do breed because it would take more work to not have the organs because you'd have to manipulate the DNA rather then just splice two species and see what occurs.

I believe the organs to be all internal and the genes to be only human and mew. If mewtwo was part human and that intelligent he would wear clothing to cover himself, not nessicarily just for his own sake but for the humans he knew he would have to be around and would most likley stare XD as well as humans being very odd and having everything hand out unprotected, clothing offers protection, espcaily when you are planning to be flying in storm and high alttitudes you'd think you'd get chapped quickly naked..

[822150_DESTRUCTOR]

@Ankida: You should note that real-life physics do not apply in the anime (movies and the series). For example, Ash is hit by Team Rocket's bazooka and is completely unharmed or Pikachu fires a small thunderbolt and suddenly the ground explodes, etc.

According to the Pokemon Special manga, Mewtwo actually has some human genes.

I think Mewtwo is FAR more intelligent than a human could ever be, because it is a Psychic type.

Mewtwo is a non-human creature, so it would probably NOT act and think like a human.

Also, it doesn't need clothes for protection from weather because it can use a psychic shield.

[xirtamehtsitahw]

There's another thing: why does Nintendo always refer to Mewtwo as "it" instead of "he", if he is indeed male? Then again, why does Nintendo refer to any Pokemon as "it" instead of "he" or "she"?

[Ankida]

Yeah I don';t like that about animes..I never watch em much

I would guess the same reason people refer to animals as it even though they could be obvious she's and he's.

[Jaxtwo]

Ya know, I was looking up the definition of 'moot point' the other day...

All that really matters is what you, personally, as a fan, care to believe.

[Godgolden]

Pokemon are Its generally

[mewrei]

And there's also the fact that they don't exist meaning it's to each his/her own.

It's all a matter of opinion really.

[822150_DESTRUCTOR]

Indeed.

Pokemon world from the games + Pokemon world from the anime + own thoughts = individual version of the Pokemon world

[Ankida]

That's pretty obvious..the point is, if your here you are probably looking for others opinions and points of veiw as well as sharing your own. So of course there's everyones differnt veiw and no one person is right or wrong..maybe unless your the one who created the character yourself.

[autumnvicky]

'*giggles* ok so i might have done one or two naughty things...but i was punished for that i mean i have 28 frigging kittens XD'

Awww... Haku's got kittens. ^^

Hiya Leon! *waves*

Let's hope Two doesn't have spines...that would hurt.

*takes a bottle of the pheromone stuff* hmm? o.O

Midnight might adopt a kitten sometime. *shrugs* Dunno.