mewrei
December 24th, 2005, 08:48 pm
**Its still early in the morning/late at night. Mewrei is currently in the midst of sneaking last minute gifts under the tree. The UPS man got lazy on him and didn't arrive until a week ago. Mewrei got lazy and didn't wrap them until about 20 minutes ago(sounds like my IRL Christmas too XD). Its quite clear that he is loaded down with all of the gifts but, being no one left awake, he was able to put them under the ornate ToM Christmas tree without notice. All of a sudden, there arose such a clatter**
What the..
**Said Mewrei. He noticed the fire had started to burn out. He walked over to the fireplace, threw a few logs on it, then stoked it some. Smoke started coming back into the Temple. After a flurry of muffled swearing, he tried sweeping the smoke back in, unsucessfully. He then moved to open a few windows when he heard a yell and something crash in the fireplace. Whatever it was it was on fire. He quickly extinguished it with a blanket from a nearby sofa. He looked up and it was a Santa-two**
Uh, hi?
It would be you that would fry me in the fire
Sorry about that. Who are you again?
Who do you think I am? Then again, you haven't believed in me for, well, your entire life.
Let me guess, its a big, jolly santa 'roo.
Correct, now get your tail up to bed so I can put these gifts out
So Santa is really a 'two just like me...
Almost. Its to each his own. Actually there are 7 of us out every Christmas. Do you think I really did this all on my own?
Uh, well I've never believed in you so I guess not
Well now's a good time to start believing. Get to bed. I want to get back in time to see the last showing of A Christmas Story.
Go ahead and do your thing. I've been to much of a bad 'roo to get anything this year. Other than coal that is, and it probably is already burned from your entrance
Go to bed
Whatever. I'm tired as it is.
**Mewrei walks over to the couch, his normal place to sleep in the cold weather, and curled up underneath an ornate quilt close to the fire**
What the..
**Said Mewrei. He noticed the fire had started to burn out. He walked over to the fireplace, threw a few logs on it, then stoked it some. Smoke started coming back into the Temple. After a flurry of muffled swearing, he tried sweeping the smoke back in, unsucessfully. He then moved to open a few windows when he heard a yell and something crash in the fireplace. Whatever it was it was on fire. He quickly extinguished it with a blanket from a nearby sofa. He looked up and it was a Santa-two**
Uh, hi?
It would be you that would fry me in the fire
Sorry about that. Who are you again?
Who do you think I am? Then again, you haven't believed in me for, well, your entire life.
Let me guess, its a big, jolly santa 'roo.
Correct, now get your tail up to bed so I can put these gifts out
So Santa is really a 'two just like me...
Almost. Its to each his own. Actually there are 7 of us out every Christmas. Do you think I really did this all on my own?
Uh, well I've never believed in you so I guess not
Well now's a good time to start believing. Get to bed. I want to get back in time to see the last showing of A Christmas Story.
Go ahead and do your thing. I've been to much of a bad 'roo to get anything this year. Other than coal that is, and it probably is already burned from your entrance
Go to bed
Whatever. I'm tired as it is.
**Mewrei walks over to the couch, his normal place to sleep in the cold weather, and curled up underneath an ornate quilt close to the fire**