It's two in the morning...

[Aeris Avalon]

... and I can't sleep. Which made me wonder, what do YOU guys do when you can't sleep? What kind of little methods do you have when you just can't seem to drift off?

[RehcaerpM22]

I wrap myself up real good in my cover and bury my head in pillows, or have a good sex fantasy and a wank. 0:3

[emsiecat]

Reh, blunt as ever.

If I can't get to sleep I make myself a warm drink, read a little, and then wrap myself up in my duvet so I'm all warm, then think about random stuff until I drift off. Like what scenarios I could use in fanfics.

If I REALLY can't sleep I just think 'bugger it' and sneak back onto the computer to write, read fanfics, or browse fanart n stuff in general.

Those two methods usually give me really vivid, fun dreams too! X3

[Aeris Avalon]

Yeah, none of that was working for me last night. XD

[Orgun]

Then your fingers were not going deep enough, or not enough of them were in there :P bowchickwowow!

[RehcaerpM22]

Seems like Orgun knows how deep the fingers need to go, bowchickwowow!

[emsiecat]

You're both impossible! XD

[Aeris Avalon]

*bluntly* As a matter of fact, I have very small hands and my fingers are damned near useless for that purpose even if I DO have a very firm grip and am very nimble with my hands. Thank you for rubbing it in.

[Orgun]

Woah! Just because me an reh were being pervy doesn't mean we were targeting you, besides Im sure the man you meet will appreciate your 'firm' grip. Bowchickwowow....gone!

[Aeris Avalon]

Oooh, he does. *grins*

[emsiecat]

We entered the realms of 'too much info' about seven posts ago XD

[Aeris Avalon]

More like nine, and Reh started it.

[mew2cool]

but i like info u.u; what's wrong with that? knowledge is power after all.

and yeah, i listen to music and play guild wars until my body gives up. or just have a good fappin' it's well relaxing u.u;

[RehcaerpM22]

I always get you nymphs started ;D

[Aeris Avalon]

Congrats, Reh, you just called us all girls.

[RehcaerpM22]

To me, your all my women. *Flex flex, topless guitar solo*

[Aeris Avalon]

Nymphomania is, by definition, a WOMAN'S problem. Men don't have nymphomania, they have satyromania. That's what amuses me about people randomly calling men nymphos. They're not calling them sex addicts, they're calling them sex-addicted WOMEN.

[mew2cool]

oh great, so now i'm a bearded woman eh? <<;

[RehcaerpM22]

It is a greater wisdom to define a humans gender not by its genitalia but by its spirit and mind.

[Aeris Avalon]

In other words, Yes! According to Reh you are a bearded woman!

[mew2cool]

well shit. D:

[Aeris Avalon]

*wise-man tone* Be grateful, young one, for it is better than having manboobs.

[emsiecat]

I'd reply to that but I have nothing admirably witty to say... My British charm is failing me...

Lovin' that guitar solo Reh

[mew2cool]

nono, you're as charming as ever hun ^^ *pets ems*