emsiecat
August 26th, 2008, 07:16 pm
Yes I was bored. I was looking at my uber long profiles for my characters and thought: What if I only had a few lines to describe them? Like in a dictionary? And so I came up with a retarded dictionary-like description for each of the main characters! Eventually I'll add pictures to these definitions I think. So here we go... damn I'm warped...
Mewtwo* (n)
[*"Two-y, the Demon Lord"; philosopher by nature, cynic by circumstance; deep-thinker; "the worlds strongest Pokémon"; psychic feline; clone; "It is what we do with the gift of life…"; trust is relative; ex-Rocket (technically speaking); poet at heart; murderer; looking for a purpose; knowledge is power… "Thou shalt not piss off the Mewtwo"]
Fujioka Liana* (n)
[*"Lia, Li-chan/kun"; one-mean-look; brightest Pokémon researcher of her generation; tomboy; cross dresser; free runner; ex-Rocket, frog-man slapper; independent to a fault; blunt and to the point; bookworm; claustrophobe… "Clone fan extraordinaire"]
Nakamura Ryoji J.* (n)
[*"Ryo"; drama-king; free runner; serial chore evader; ex-Rocket; alarm clock amongst men; member of the troublesome trio; human-basher; a deep thinker when he feels like it; locks fear him; "people are out to get you"; can always see the truth… "Don't ask his middle name"]
Miyagi Fuyumi* (n)
[*"Fui, Fuyu-chan"; hopeless romantic; matchmaker; computer hacker; Goth in style, raver at heart; love makes the world go round (but money helps); official group mediator; ex-Rocket; optimist; very talkative; astraphobe… "Romance novels have rotted the logical part of her brain"]
Yamagata Hiroshi and Kenji* (n)
[*"Hiro and Kenji-kun, the doppelgangers, evil twins"; mischievous; immature; ex-Rockets; code breakers; computer hackers; co-founders of the troublesome trio; pranksters; "life's a bitch then you're done, so fuck this world and have some fun"; could be geniuses if they took things more seriously… "That's Hiroshi… or is that Kenji?"]
??? Musashi* (n)
[*"Musashi-chan"; drama-queen, vivid imagination; serial mission bungler; brash; physically stronger than the average woman; Koijiro-beater; money and Pokémon are everything; expert in emergency landings; good at making traps; ex-Rocket; cute = love… "Attack first, ask questions later"]
??? Koijiro* (n)
[*"Koijiro-kun, Koiji, Koi Koi"; Magikarp vendetta; all the bravery of a spineless Caterpie; bad puns abound; mecha-freak; ex-Rocket; good at finding traps; actually has a modicum of intelligence; expert in emergency landings; can eat for Sinnoh; effeminate pretty boy; sensitive; good listener… "Musashi's man"]
Meowth* (n)
[*"Kitty-cat, Blabbermouth"; fear of sparky yellow rodents; talkative for a cat; ex-Rocket; ex-favourite of 'da boss'; bad puns abound; expert in emergency landings; philosopher; shiny things are love; clone = best friend you never had; smart-ass; yarn and cat-nip can cause momentary memory loss; tactical supervisor… "Staring at the night sky is a good hobby"]
Meowth (clone)* (n)
[*"Meowth-two, Moon-child"; curious; clone; thinks too much; "Mewtwo's shoulder angel"; round and shiny = love; intelligent beyond his years; originals make the best companions; friendly fuzz-ball; mischievous; matchmaker; Team Rocket phobia; water is good… "Don't underestimate clones, especially cat clones"]
??? Satoshi* (n)
[*"Satoshi-kun, twerp"; optimist; survives on dumb luck; clot-head extraordinaire; easily duped; open and friendly; kindness-knows-no-bounds; doesn't need a reason to help someone; friends, family and Pokémon (not necessarily in that order); one-track mind; amazingly good at what he does… "A twerp is a twerp until proof states otherwise"]
Pikachu* (n)
[*"Pika-pal"; loyal and loving; Togepi protector; Ketchup lover; "ridiculously powerful for a rodent"; Team Rocket hater; Satoshi's number one fan; stubborn; curious; Poké-ball fear; stands up for what's right; danger senses are low; proud volt-tackle user; clones can be good practice partners; blunt… "Rubber gloves won't help any against that guy"]
Pikachu (clone)* (n)
[*"Pika-two, Sparky rat, Mr. Attitude"; explorer; curious; too big for his boots; "Mewtwo's shoulder devil"; clone; belonging is everything; Pikachu in mind, Gyarados in heart; "don't call him Pika-two"; stubborn as a mule; fear of Poké-balls; originals are there to be bested… "Can argue with Mewtwo and get away with it"]
??? Kasumi* (n)
[*"Kasumi-chan, Kas, twerpette"; water is heaven; good strategist; prized possessions do not last long; short-tempered; follow your families footsteps; champion ear-grabber; Psyduck induced headache sufferer; red-head and proud; short shorts are the best… "If she ever gets a Gyarados, we're doomed"]
??? Takeshi* (n)
[*"Takeshi-kun, Taka, twerp, the flirt"; loyal and trusted companion; serial womanizer; incorrigible flirt; ex-Gym Leader; master-chef; family comes first; "he-will-rock-you"; confidante; quiet and contemplative; official mother-hen; a strategist … "The spicy-pizza-pancakes are the best"]
Mewtwo* (n)
[*"Two-y, the Demon Lord"; philosopher by nature, cynic by circumstance; deep-thinker; "the worlds strongest Pokémon"; psychic feline; clone; "It is what we do with the gift of life…"; trust is relative; ex-Rocket (technically speaking); poet at heart; murderer; looking for a purpose; knowledge is power… "Thou shalt not piss off the Mewtwo"]
Fujioka Liana* (n)
[*"Lia, Li-chan/kun"; one-mean-look; brightest Pokémon researcher of her generation; tomboy; cross dresser; free runner; ex-Rocket, frog-man slapper; independent to a fault; blunt and to the point; bookworm; claustrophobe… "Clone fan extraordinaire"]
Nakamura Ryoji J.* (n)
[*"Ryo"; drama-king; free runner; serial chore evader; ex-Rocket; alarm clock amongst men; member of the troublesome trio; human-basher; a deep thinker when he feels like it; locks fear him; "people are out to get you"; can always see the truth… "Don't ask his middle name"]
Miyagi Fuyumi* (n)
[*"Fui, Fuyu-chan"; hopeless romantic; matchmaker; computer hacker; Goth in style, raver at heart; love makes the world go round (but money helps); official group mediator; ex-Rocket; optimist; very talkative; astraphobe… "Romance novels have rotted the logical part of her brain"]
Yamagata Hiroshi and Kenji* (n)
[*"Hiro and Kenji-kun, the doppelgangers, evil twins"; mischievous; immature; ex-Rockets; code breakers; computer hackers; co-founders of the troublesome trio; pranksters; "life's a bitch then you're done, so fuck this world and have some fun"; could be geniuses if they took things more seriously… "That's Hiroshi… or is that Kenji?"]
??? Musashi* (n)
[*"Musashi-chan"; drama-queen, vivid imagination; serial mission bungler; brash; physically stronger than the average woman; Koijiro-beater; money and Pokémon are everything; expert in emergency landings; good at making traps; ex-Rocket; cute = love… "Attack first, ask questions later"]
??? Koijiro* (n)
[*"Koijiro-kun, Koiji, Koi Koi"; Magikarp vendetta; all the bravery of a spineless Caterpie; bad puns abound; mecha-freak; ex-Rocket; good at finding traps; actually has a modicum of intelligence; expert in emergency landings; can eat for Sinnoh; effeminate pretty boy; sensitive; good listener… "Musashi's man"]
Meowth* (n)
[*"Kitty-cat, Blabbermouth"; fear of sparky yellow rodents; talkative for a cat; ex-Rocket; ex-favourite of 'da boss'; bad puns abound; expert in emergency landings; philosopher; shiny things are love; clone = best friend you never had; smart-ass; yarn and cat-nip can cause momentary memory loss; tactical supervisor… "Staring at the night sky is a good hobby"]
Meowth (clone)* (n)
[*"Meowth-two, Moon-child"; curious; clone; thinks too much; "Mewtwo's shoulder angel"; round and shiny = love; intelligent beyond his years; originals make the best companions; friendly fuzz-ball; mischievous; matchmaker; Team Rocket phobia; water is good… "Don't underestimate clones, especially cat clones"]
??? Satoshi* (n)
[*"Satoshi-kun, twerp"; optimist; survives on dumb luck; clot-head extraordinaire; easily duped; open and friendly; kindness-knows-no-bounds; doesn't need a reason to help someone; friends, family and Pokémon (not necessarily in that order); one-track mind; amazingly good at what he does… "A twerp is a twerp until proof states otherwise"]
Pikachu* (n)
[*"Pika-pal"; loyal and loving; Togepi protector; Ketchup lover; "ridiculously powerful for a rodent"; Team Rocket hater; Satoshi's number one fan; stubborn; curious; Poké-ball fear; stands up for what's right; danger senses are low; proud volt-tackle user; clones can be good practice partners; blunt… "Rubber gloves won't help any against that guy"]
Pikachu (clone)* (n)
[*"Pika-two, Sparky rat, Mr. Attitude"; explorer; curious; too big for his boots; "Mewtwo's shoulder devil"; clone; belonging is everything; Pikachu in mind, Gyarados in heart; "don't call him Pika-two"; stubborn as a mule; fear of Poké-balls; originals are there to be bested… "Can argue with Mewtwo and get away with it"]
??? Kasumi* (n)
[*"Kasumi-chan, Kas, twerpette"; water is heaven; good strategist; prized possessions do not last long; short-tempered; follow your families footsteps; champion ear-grabber; Psyduck induced headache sufferer; red-head and proud; short shorts are the best… "If she ever gets a Gyarados, we're doomed"]
??? Takeshi* (n)
[*"Takeshi-kun, Taka, twerp, the flirt"; loyal and trusted companion; serial womanizer; incorrigible flirt; ex-Gym Leader; master-chef; family comes first; "he-will-rock-you"; confidante; quiet and contemplative; official mother-hen; a strategist … "The spicy-pizza-pancakes are the best"]