Lottery winner here XDDD

[mewrei]

I couldn't rob you guys of this, it was so funny

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/6022/lotteryyv4.png

The best part, look at the top of the image where the Google Ad is, telling me that it's a scam XDDD

[RehcaerpM22]

But it can show you which ones that work!! :D

[emsiecat]

D'aww bless, scammers! (and if by some miracle it isn't, gimme some money! D: )

Speaking of fraud and scam, you guys hear about that lovely fuck up in the UK? Dunno if you have it in your countries but here we have something called child tax credit. Basically if you have lower income and children, or a child in full time education, you get money.

Aaanyway with that explained: 30 days ago some retard junior officer at the tax credit place decided to copy the files of the names, addresses and DOBs of the children whos parents were receiving these credits. They also copied the details AND bank account details of their parents to two seperate CDs.

Long story short, the idiots who did this sent these two CDs in the mail and left them unregistered! Surprise surprise, they've gone missing. Needless to say if this info gets into the wrong hands half of Englands residents are at risk from fraud. (Not to mention the kids might be at risk from pedo rings and all of us from terrorists etc etc if it gets that bad and they get the information.)

In short I'm sick of this current UK government... buncha lousy incompetent ingrates! >>;

[MewtwoStruckBack]

I actually did win $4,000 about 6 months ago on the PA Lottery -- it's all gone now, but at least we can say one Temple member had a decent hit.

...currently I'm playing 150 and 0150 on the night time draws (for BLATANTLY obvious reasons). If I hit on those, you'll know.

[emsiecat]

My dad won £78, then a further small amount of money later on on the lottery. That was ages ago. Shame it wasn't more XP Ah well we used it on a nice meal etc.

[RehcaerpM22]

Nice. Me and my mom won $50 each at the same time some years ago. Was funny cause we never win anything otherwise, then we won at the same time.

[floppybelly]

It's a conspiracy!

[mewrei]

Never won the lottery but our bureaucracy is just as inefficient and dumb EMS. Remember the US is a very short offset of England XDDD

"England, we kicked their asses in WWII, cheerio lets do it again" XDDD (Beerfest quote btw)

[floppybelly]

That's probably one of the more competent sentences you're going to get out of Beerfest.

[mewrei]

Quite XDDD

[MewtwoStruckBack]

I have something additional to add to this thread now:

http://hometown.aol.com/MewtwoStruckBack/LolLotteryHax.jpg

$500 today

[MewtwoStruckBack]

http://members.aol.com/MewtwoStruckBack/MeadowsJackpot/5kWinVideo.mov

$5,000 at The Meadows (Pennsylvania), Wheel of Fortune slot machine

[Xolani]

Oh dear, I can't count the number of times I've gotten these Emails. The funniest are those "my husband died and wants to give his estate to a Christian who will use it for good". I'm on a forum where someone posted a similar print screen of it and how she was going to help and offer to use the money. I posted that she was an idiot if she even considered doing it... Right after I posted I realised that she herself had posted 5 seconds before mine... Saying she'd just given them her bank details.